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101 things you didnt know about Brown Paper Magazine you know ... just incase you were wondering ... |
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| 1-10 1-We did not steal this idea from anyone. Nope. Noone at all : ) 2-April's mum is an international code breaker and works for the government and unlocks codes from messages in Aprils socks. 3-Laura doesnt believe April which hurts April deeply. Very deeply indeed. 4-Laura is a stalker. 5-Brown Paper Magazine would urge you not to turn around at this precise moment in time, Laura shocks easily. 6-April is obsessed with sharks. No seriously. I might put a page on this site dedicated to them ... Dont believe me? Well we shall see mwahaha. 7-Both April and Laura get bored way to easily. 8-Laura has mutant toes. They are too small and grow up and down instead of along ... 9-April has mutant toes also. We live in a mutant toe world. I say all toes are mutant toes. Look at your own. Are they mutant? No, they are not "quite cute", they are MUTANT! 10-Neither April or Laura has their natural hair colour. They are both natural blonde, not that you could tell or anything! |
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| 11-20 11-Both April and Laura have never been kissed ... no... thats a lie... 12-When we think about you, you sexy piece of meat, we touch ourselves ...ok no we dont, i was just listening to that song about touching ones self. 13-Laura is a fully trained circus person, go on, ask her to juggle. Please do. It would be funny to see her try to juggle. 14- ... to juggle fire that is, only firey ones. Tee hee. Perhaps knives, yeah that would work. 15-April cannot juggle but can balance a plastic school spoon on her nose. Seriously, im quite proud of myself for that! 16-We both agree that ... agree that ... it rains in Scotland. 17-April has long legs. They have been described as telephone poles so dont get your hopes up ppl ... telephone poles over here. 18-We can both speak french. Well we are sitting higher french. April sucks. 19-April will fail maths. The maths teacher even told her that. Lost all motivation now! 20-Laura is smaller than April. Shrimp. Vertically Challenged shrimp. 21-Bet you can tell who's typing this! |
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